In a flash of insight I had today the best idea of my life, and I've decided to share it with you here because I'm very excited about it. This harkens back to the series of posts I did on capitalism (09-10), which I'm sure you are familiar with. What I will do is to get an appropriately-trained genegineer with an adequately-stocked laboratory to alter the makeup of the bacteria for the most common illness (the "common cold") and then patent that organism! That would mean that every person who catches a cold will have to prove that it isn't mine or pay me royalties for usage of it! Thank you, SCOTUS!
I had recently been doubting my genius, but I feel vindicated now.
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